Oi, you legends. Was chatting with this chick from Adelaide on a dating app — turned out she’s a low-key poker freak. She told me she makes side cash on Casino HIghway and dared me to beat her. I jumped in just to prove her wrong, and next thing I know, I’m knee-deep in tourneys and chasing jackpots. And yeah, I lost to her, but I scored enough wins to buy dinner for both of us. Aussie vibes all around — quick, raw, no fluff.